Rihanna has reportedly married Chris Brown, despite the singer apparently beating her before last month’s Grammy Awards. American tabloids are reporting that after reconciling at P. Diddy’s Miami mansion, Brown asked for Rihanna’s forgiveness and proposed on the spot.
A source was on hand to explain the situation in more detail. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairytales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, “I can’t live without you”. What an idiot!